Unwritten Rules Of Life #5

"Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer" (smallbear94) 05/26/2019 at 12:00 • Filed to: Unwritten Rules Of Life

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Nothing encourages a huge dump like giving up and pulling up your pants.

MoCamino > Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer 05/26/2019 at 12:15

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You speak truth, oh wise one.  

fhrblig > Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer 05/26/2019 at 12:36

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If that doesn't work, get a cup of strong coffee.

Tristan > Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer 05/26/2019 at 13:12

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Who here is reading this while perched on the can? Be honest.

*Raises hand*

KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer 05/26/2019 at 13:22

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Amen!

Full of the sound of the Gran Fury, signifying nothing. > Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer 05/26/2019 at 13:43

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A corollary - after urinating, nothing makes you want to urinate again  more than washing your hands.

OPPOsaurus WRX > Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer 05/26/2019 at 15:42

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The day after beers and burgers.... BOOM SPLASH